HAVE THEM FIGHT OUR WAR HERE FOR US (from These Are the Plutocrats, 2013)


We will run ad blitzes; I got them all worked out.
In a nutshell, they'll shout
"you don't have to be one of these dregs.
Meet with us on your street corner at dusk.
You'll like it when you get a check.
Just 3 day weeks, you won't want to sleep.
Under the table quick tax-free cash.

We pick up thugs in trucks and train them,
give'm a bump of meth and a weapon.
But when the dawn arises, contractors
under the labor laws of Indonesia.

Don't even think I haven't met with
some of their superiors in middle management
along with their language translators.
They are a blunt and icy-hot cold lot,
brutal on one hand, but still all afraid for themselves on the other,
as it should be; it's what works.

The number of neighborhoods to penetrate is irrelevant.
Overtime pay will be kept to a minimum.
We got the labor laws of Indonesia
coupled with our plans for after dark.
We see an endless supply of applicants, and frankly,
there aren't enough people on the other side
that are still allowed to vote.
And we can all see how that sucks for them.

We pick up thugs in trucks and train them,
give'm a bump of meth and a weapon.
But when the dawn arises, contractors
under the labor laws of Indonesia.

We have overseen some of the most transformational awakenings
of true unhindered liberty
at a fraction of our competitions' costs.

We're gonna have them fight our war here for us.
We feel this business model can
sustain itself with high yields for the long term.
We have divisions abroad.

We will offer applicants a deal on hot water.
Chicks'll dig their hot water.

We pick up thugs in trucks and train them,
give'm a bump of meth and a weapon.
But when the dawn arises, contractors
under the labor laws of Indonesia.