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Border War

from Border War (Extended) by Wet Dentist

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Border War


That honeysuckle plant in the disputed territory
Has been stripped of all life
That guy on the other side is a monster
That plant looks like Mordor now
It looks like Mordor

Landlord's brought in the surveyor
Proves 15 feet's been snatched up by that neighbor
His riding mower and old white ass
Been shooting dirt, pebbles and sticks
At the side of our house from 2 feet away for too long

Border war – lock the doors
Border war – call the lawyers

A 3% chance is just too much
I can't risk that now
Because I'm smack-dab in the middle of a border war

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from Border War (Extended), released July 19, 2014

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Wet Dentist Bethlehem

Wet Dentist makes postwave postpunk electro-based music in Bethlehem, PA . ALL FREE downloads. Not for the faint of heart, nor flat souls & squares.

Wet Dentist is also a member of The Das Kaput (as J. Kaput & Jimmy Kaput), plus We Are In Envelopes, Das Mister, James Frank Jim Frank Jimmy Frank, Spokes (w/Deborah Denise AKA
Ivana Kaput, though we're listed as Xspokes here on bandcamp lol)
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