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Americans Overwhelmingly 2.0
Baby shake on Nancy Grace
Salt peter dispensers like my face
How fast does Brittney’s hair grow F-16?
Drop all the grains of sand, you clone of me
The porn version of Iran
Won’t fit in my garbage can
The fluffer at the after-hours
Blasts atomic whiskey sours
Bukkake blood and tongue
Cream pie ayatollah numb
You’re my princess, we’ll surmount
The virus mesh inside the doubt
Fake interpretations pass the salt
Then another clone of me will declare it’s all my fault
Press my belly in the deli
The balcony will rise
Over the Beaujolais yeah
You’ll predict my disguise
We witness flower petals cover Anna Nicole
Symbolize her broken heart, the blood is on a roll
I’m standing and sitting in a thousand different years
You kiss me and I kiss you as I reach out for the fear
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With Switching Memes In Mind
10010010110
3rd person singular gender-free nouns
Birth replicas: angles of angels: no sound
Did you ever feel, ever really feel
The strings of string theory fame
Slice geometric planes in that frame of mind
At that moment of 7 billion memes?
The we in the I and the I in the we
Why am I so into huffing it here?
One blink of an eye for each byte of cheap RAM
And then the next second
And then the next second
With switching memes in mind
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3. |
Ketchup Pt.2
03:52
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Ketchup Pt.2
No wait, no mess . . .
Tomato concentrate made from red ripe tomatoes
Distilled vinegar
High fructose corn syrup
Corn syrup
Salt
Spice
Onion powder
Natural flavorings
Trademark
Copyright
17 grams equals one tablespoon
The control valve cap prevents drips
Cheeseburger party
Cheeseburger party
Friday
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Wild Speculation
04:03
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Wild Speculation
I’m a monster
helicopter
I’m explosions
real explosions
gimme your wild speculation
it’s like quicksand
I’ll torch your hand
you understand?
we’ll shake on land
cherry picker
split the wire
restless atoms
really hate it
when they sweat like me
gimme your wild speculation
of course of course
a sequin hearse
was a nice trick
you wanna lick
was a nice trick
you wanna lick
gimme your wild speculation
herky jerky
don’t look tired
get you fired
I was hired
now I’m wired
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5. |
Ketchup
03:26
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Ketchup
I’m so comfortable
ketchup is a vegetable . . .
breeze blows: recordable
my tie flies like a dirigible
uh oh uh
but please foe, be friendable
your eyes are so remarkable
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6. |
And Furry
03:10
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And Furry
welcome to my face
cyborg sans the waste
eschatological and furry
synapse shouts a noise (the next)
synapse records the noise
eschatological and furry
welcome to my face
cyborg sans the waste
eschatological and furry . . .
rewind me and I’m all blurry
“techniques”
the next synapse screams
in shock in a revisited dream
eschatological and furry
screaming deaf synapse train
(the next synapse screams
in shock in a revisited dream)
eschatological and furry
welcome to my face
cyborg sans the waste
“ye shall be as gods”
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7. |
Oh Hezbollah
04:43
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Oh Hezbollah
oh Hezbollah mitochondria
synesthesia Micronesia
escalasia euthanasia
heed the cattle call
spike the football
snort the bathroom stall
bomb a macromall
some wine for Moses
some wine for Jesus
cartoon of Ali
from the valley
gone back to Cali
get up in Sally
explode the cum inside
just like the way they died
my mail order bride
lapped up the west coast tide
when I kill collide
when I leak my mind
when I chew the rind
you’re all wined and dined
when I leak my mind
when I kill collide
oh Hezbollah gold dust scars
oh Hezbollah inside my bitch’s credit card
pinch at the pump
sh shake yo’ rump
bling bling blang blung
you know the jury’s hung
explode the cum inside
just like the way they died
you know that the jury’s hung
oh Hezbollah mylar star
oh Hezbollah electric car
oh Hezbollah miscalculate the bugs
oh Hezbollah sell me some drugs
oh Hezbollah build me a dog house
oh Hezbollah you make me aroused
oh Hezbollah this traffic is the worst
you burnt my pizza
oh Hezbollah you’re right in that my brain is made of would
I keep the crowd beside
and you know my tongue’s alive
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So Pre-Y2K
04:30
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So Pre-Y2K
So pre-Y2K
And it’s quarter of four in the morning
In alien north Philadelphia
My cells are made of hell
And bells are rocked as well
Must say this ditch is hard to sell
If I snort this I will become the first
Person in the world to claim I’m the first
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Excuse Machine
05:07
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Excuse Machine
Neoprene me baby – I’m going in
There’s grease on my fingers and a ratchet in my hand
Spraying watermarks on shopping carts
I’m a spending god – I’m a spending god
An aneurysm fortified with stroke juice
What’s worse
I love you
A million and a half microscopic shards flecked off sand
Reflecting gusts of explosive wind
That tear up and dry out all the minds that stand in its way
And why can’t I be just one of them?
Palpitations are the work of the Lord
Slip myself into eleven alligators
The kind that will remember me
Profit margins think that’s so sexy
Smooch
A bad news trifecta swallows the breeze and accepts you
Smooch
Sweetie pie – sweetie pie
I’m on fire – Should I give it up?
I’m so on fire with
Excuse machine
Autoerotic asphyxiation
Hunger Strike
implied: [Breaching the precipice of vertigo]
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You Are Free Pt.3
08:25
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You Are Free Pt.3
I’m digging up the grave of a bird that I buried
And the ground crumbles against the blade of the spade that I made
broken but it worked and I stole them back last night
To dig up the grave of the bird that I buried
If we murder it will be as a band
Collaborate as the customer’s hand
Then so it is a lie with no taste
So when do I get to collapse on my face
But now I’m crushing it
I bought a mallet
The bones are all that’s left and I pulverize pulverize
Each bit of dust gets a handshake and a free mirror
And a blast off by the bellows squeezed by the mind of a liar
The mind is not over there because
I can’t think for the life of me of anything I want
Kim Jong Il won; it was a glorious day you can’t deny
I’m telling you this is one of the top 100 secrets
That they don’t want you to know about
Countless pixels push through the tubes
I’m Wet Dentist
No, I’m Wet Dentist . . .
Paint another trampoline
Reflections of the neuron mesh eat acid all the livelong day
The Taco Bell rats and the 2-snouted pig
The catheter’s capsule of fake time shot mercury
At me and one of the perfect representations of you
I’m gonna need a bot just to tell me where I’m at
Since I’m not God, I’ve only got so many vantage points
I just forgot my Oppenheimer login
I’m gonna need a bot just to tell me where I’m at
You need to be polyglot just to tell me to rot
That’s definitely a toaster in the bathtub
Sepsis
That’s definitely a toaster in the bathtub
There was a food mix-up because this is the quickest way
Sepsis, Thallium
The Narcanol won’t work
Then I started popping the Cialis:
Got the priapism
I’m gonna need a bot
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Wet Dentist Bethlehem
Wet Dentist makes postwave postpunk electro-based music in Bethlehem, PA . ALL FREE downloads. Not for the faint of heart,
nor flat souls & squares.
Wet Dentist is also a member of The Das Kaput (as J. Kaput & Jimmy Kaput), plus We Are In Envelopes, Das Mister, James Frank Jim Frank Jimmy Frank, Spokes (w/Deborah Denise AKA
Ivana Kaput, though we're listed as Xspokes here on bandcamp lol)
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