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Pay You
04:57
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Pay You
do both of you have your fine arts degrees
in camouflage and kamikazes?
Number A will hide behind
the torpid hedge like gasoline
for back up, I’ll give to you
these loaner razor blade cell phones
PAY YOU WITH FIRE
Number Z, between bugs and rocks
scrambled signals and bits and quarks
and here is some acid to slip in a drink
in case Cesar’s at the gallery
here’s something else
that’ll make him feel covered with feathers and tar
PAY YOU WITH FIRE
circumstances are dire
that’s why we conspire
wear casual attire
you’ll probably perspire
just act surprised
when it all transpires
we’re down to the wire
we’re down to the wire
so go ahead, blend in, there’s hors d’oeuvres and free drinks
there’s red wine and tequila kamikazes
but vasser ich verboten because of the benzene
when opportunity arises, don’t flinch
because if you gave him the chance, he’d assassinate your air
I swear, this will be convenient and easy
when we’re finished, Satan will be ice skating to work for minimum wage
through armor-piercing, I’ll incubate
between the center, which will not hold
let’s be pristine in our element
like hot springs or a cash machine
nobody knows anybody here
we don’t want the media on us like a fungus
but listen, I promise you
the perfect synthesis of function and style
PAY YOU WITH FIRE
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Zoo Zone
04:14
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Zoo Zone
inner-zoo (don’t know what to do)
it’s like a flood while in an ark
two by two except it’s not
don’t know what to do
inner-zoo (don’t know what to do)
barely finite labyrinth of cages
all meet in a Victorian courtyard
with yucca plants and designer stones
it’s fair-game for flaunting of some sort of prowl
but it’s useless to growl
wild fowl natural
to the area are off limits
so I watch the tv
football blitz to get my kicks
in my inner zoo (don’t know what to do)
passive aggressive
I’ve said too much
animal crutch
turn on the lush
food for the young
future dung
toxic lung
down another rung
hides both the truth and the lies
while appearing wild
no refunds, no complaints, or no remittance, ever
if I severed the seven levers that keep my brain under wraps
I’d be the legendary character in someone’s dream
escaping this one to be a flash in that one
I’d be willing to pay someone for the surgery
to get the razor wire electric fence
out of my ambulance
and then I’ll turn the key
and speed to the vet
I’d be willing to bet
that the vet would have no ethical dilemma
about working on me
once I wake up from this dream
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EBC
00:52
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EBC
a bomb could follow that and the ever
expanding television screen cities
pinpoint the exact site of its ten billion detonations
radiating heads mouthing
botox lips and teleprompted crypts
a fresh template of the new
cowboy archetype winding lassos
around priceless moments
bound to become history
and the blown apart buildings and blackened sidewalks
big tax breaks and downtown bourgeois lunches
screaming, live (the footage is gold)
how were they there already
filming from the hip as it all transpired?
“it’s beyond me”
“move away from the fire”
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5. |
Neocon Stomp Pt5
00:46
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neocon stomp! stomp!
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Party People Pt2
04:44
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Party People pt.2
My friends never returned any calls
they are all long-haired maggot-infested dope-smoking
idiotic human shields who seek nothing but pure power
perpetrating all of this:
people silenced and shut down
people facing bullets
[Fake cough] eyahh
thugs, dictators and the like
they’re all liberals, folks
you’ve gotta say things they agree with
Iraq: what’s that?
as we speak: what’s that?
bilge and drivel
[fake cough]
party people
party square
shove that down your lava lamp
sit on it and turn twice
oh yeah!
My friends: they are failures; they have failed
and don’t have meaningful jobs and
curtail robust debate
no way, it’s by design, it ain’t gonna happen
I don’t care what anybody says, God (havin’ a cow put in his mouth)
God, somehow disconnected: sockpuppet for the Clintons
God, (liberal, it’s exactly what he is)
intervening in the slaughter of millions
protesting achievement, protesting success
penalize that
it’s exactly what he is
if he had a brain at all
John Ashcroft, obviously having his mouth filled with American dynamism
probably doesn’t know God, animating him (John Ashcroft) as a sockpuppet,
is willing to be used, probably doesn’t know
what is the purpose of that
we laugh at these people
you kids don’t have a chance
join us
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John Wayne From Beyond The Grave
is right there with you
God provides you with crucial instructions
each of your detractors will go straight to Hell
boy, won’t Lucifer’s hands be full?
you’re such a 6 shooter
you’re a real straight talker
those doomed liberals: ridiculous and secular
each sneer of theirs will equal a trillion
gazillion hot pokers where the sun still don’t shine
oftentimes, nowadays, when I see you behind the podium
confiding with me about the ways of the world
you’re such a 6 shooter
give me some of that straight talk, John Wayne
I pray to the God that confides with you
for an executive order
to slash the cost of my Ex-Lax
John Wayne
no one can stop you with such orders from on high
John Wayne
all this supersizing is making me irregular
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Party People Pt1
04:13
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Party People pt.1
My friends never returned any calls
they are all long-haired maggot-infested dope-smoking
idiotic human shields who seek nothing but pure power
perpetrating all of this:
people silenced and shut down
people facing bullets
[Fake cough] eyahh
thugs, dictators and the like
they’re all liberals, folks
you’ve gotta say things they agree with
Iraq: what’s that?
as we speak: what’s that?
bilge and drivel
[fake cough]
party people
party square
shove that down your lava lamp
sit on it and turn twice
oh yeah!
My friends: they are failures; they have failed
and don’t have meaningful jobs and
curtail robust debate
no way, it’s by design, it ain’t gonna happen
I don’t care what anybody says, God (havin’ a cow put in his mouth)
God, somehow disconnected: sockpuppet for the Clintons
God, (liberal, it’s exactly what he is)
intervening in the slaughter of millions
protesting achievement, protesting success
penalize that
it’s exactly what he is
if he had a brain at all
John Ashcroft, obviously having his mouth filled with American dynamism
probably doesn’t know God, animating him (John Ashcroft) as a sockpuppet,
is willing to be used, probably doesn’t know
what is the purpose of that
we laugh at these people
you kids don’t have a chance
join us
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I'm Absurd Pt2
04:56
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I’m Absurd pt.2
tired yet of planes and axes?
Number A? Number Z?
(microcosmic) submarine periscope down
blend in: turn the key
convenient and easy
your thought balloons are overpopulated by stink lines
your protons are poison
say it with me now
“I’d rather be a ping pong ball!”
camouflage kamikazes
wake up from this dream
I come to you with open arms
you are meine fantasy
eine minuten meine fraulein
after the game, I go to Wegman’s in meine Reebok
and buy 3 dollars worth of Snickers
I will save one just for you, my darling
you are meine fantasy
poison
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Industrial-Strength Adhesive pt.2
manikins make babies in a moonlit display
oh terra forma
I understand feelings: both of them
an unbroken span
the hidden hand advancing
(I come to you with open arms)
this rotisserie is great
hot girls in love
promise absolutely anything
as long as beside it
is an asterisk
leading me down to the bottom of the page
or of the screen
etceteras
McBain! Look out!
million dollar lubrication
done deal
hot girls in love
dwindling sectors of fragmented time
quit getting all Euclidean on me
encourage this hypothetical brain to make its synapses fire
semantic noise, harassed and tempted
stickier than industrial strength adhesive
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Wet Dentist Bethlehem
Wet Dentist makes postwave postpunk electro-based music in Bethlehem, PA . ALL FREE downloads. Not for the faint of heart,
nor flat souls & squares.
Wet Dentist is also a member of The Das Kaput (as J. Kaput & Jimmy Kaput), plus We Are In Envelopes, Das Mister, James Frank Jim Frank Jimmy Frank, Spokes (w/Deborah Denise AKA
Ivana Kaput, though we're listed as Xspokes here on bandcamp lol)
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