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In the Haus

by Wet Dentist

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Motherfuckers push the button Motherfuckers push the button that detonates the poison en masse. Because of the implications . . . I'm fascinated by the orchestrations of dope automations. I'll saturate my reputation & transmute this abrasive transmission like a self-flagellating contagion oscillating the square wav, both sublime and mutilated. The heart of life's miracle palpitates and exultates while I modulate the speed of fluctuations by pressing down on this pedal, I accelarate my innoculation against this obvious contamination of the cross-examination Process with an even-louder amplification: My cultural appropriation of actual studied and legitimate music: My approximation of deforestation, predation, Thus quoth the raven who only flies between the police station And the river basin, violating intonation via pressures and stresses. Even though it didn't make it through the book of Revelation Because of the limits of its bird brain, grabbed the nearest Power drill, whirring, and inclined towards trepanation. Liberate, hallucinate, and chasten the graven image. Amputate the space station, titrate the chemicals and shoot vexations And hexes at temptations to somnambulate through Caucasian asset allocations Motherfuckers push the button Motherfuckers push the button that detonates the poison en masse
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In the Haus 04:15
Ah, we're 3rd World now. That shit shines right through. Yeah, we can fake our way pretty good sometimes, But our systems suck. Health: suck. Infrastructure: suck. Economic: suck. Financial: suck. Our systems suck. There's a decent chance we don't got 30 days left. Ah, the life of the precariat: There's just so many more of us now - millions more. There's a decent chance we don't got 30 days left, But I got them all with Ivana Kaput in the haus. I can count up the things that are keeping me here with both hands. Number one on this planet: Ivana Kaput's in the haus. Love: that's the way, that's the way to go. Love: that's the way, that's the way to go. If this shit's all about to really fall apart, And it may soon, At least I got my Ivana Kaput under this roof. Number one on this planet: Ivana Kaput's in the haus. Number one on this planet: Ivana Kaput's in the haus. You could be just as nearby me in the afterlife. You could be just as nearby me in the afterlife. You could be just as nearby me in the afterlife. You could be just as nearby me in the afterlife.
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Precariat Ridiculous Precariat Silly Precariat Absurd Precariat Absurd Precariat Precariat Silly Precariat Precariat, silly Precariat Precariat, silly Precariat Precariat, ridiculous Precariat Precariat, absurd Precariat Precariat, absurd Precariat Precariat passing as the middle class Under the wheels of the golden chariot; At some point or other, It's guaranteed, yeah, it's guaranteed Silly Precariat is confused with flying blind straight at retirement Because there is nothing saved, nothing to save, Yeah, it's all far from safe. Precariat shall be punished harshly now for decisions made 30 years ago. Precariat shall be punished harshly now for decisions made 30 years ago. Precariat shall be punished harshly now for stupid decisions 20 years ago. Precariat shall be punished harshly now for decisions made 30 years ago. No kids to claim responsibility when you become too old and unemployable. It's gonna happen, save for a health event that does you in, There's no denying it. Can I get a “amen?” Not a day goes by that you don't ponder upon it. It's the chip on your shoulder, the source of aloofness, The Sisyphean boulder – better have lotion on hand in Winter For the dryness the pushing stone dishes out. Hosanna Hosanna Hosanna
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Every damn night, I can hear them practicing A couple miles away down by the river. I can hear them practicing their hails of bullets At the local shooting range, the local gun club, the local militia meeting. Oh man, they're getting ready. It's like they milk those rounds out of a supernatural cow, 'cuz they got unlimited rounds - so many bullets - so very many bullets. So many bullets - so very many bullets You'll hear 20 or 30 or so in 3 seconds, And the hails themselves will last maybe 5 or 6 seconds. Some nights, I hear hundreds of rounds go off Like giant rattles filled with lead balls. Some nights, I hear hundreds of rounds go off Shaking like giant rattles filled with lead balls. So many bullets - so very many bullets, So do the math.
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You Just Wait It never really rains in Pennsylvania anymore; it just monsoons. As a super-slow motion mudslide inches ever closer to our house, In sync with the effectiveness of my eardrums over time. Fifty-eleven Achilles tendons and arches, 10,000 “peak TV” episodes; By the time Season 2 rolls around, I'm like, who are these people? Bruh, why you layin all this on me now? Looks like you caught me at the wrong time. Hi, hello, how do you do? Welcome to the 6th Great Mass Extinction. Hi, hello, how do you do? Welcome to the 6th Great Mass Extinction. Bruh, why you layin all this on me now? I saw the walruses jumping off the cliffs, giving us the finger. “Fuck you, camera guy, you're one of them.” I see the Jet Stream just applied for disability, the psychiatric kind. You just wait til the ocean comes. Bruh, why you layin all this on me now? You just wait til the ocean comes. Bruh, why you layin all this on me now?

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released April 12, 2020

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Wet Dentist Bethlehem

Wet Dentist makes postwave postpunk electro-based music in Bethlehem, PA . ALL FREE downloads. Not for the faint of heart, nor flat souls & squares.

Wet Dentist is also a member of The Das Kaput (as J. Kaput & Jimmy Kaput), plus We Are In Envelopes, Das Mister, James Frank Jim Frank Jimmy Frank, Spokes (w/Deborah Denise AKA
Ivana Kaput, though we're listed as Xspokes here on bandcamp lol)
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