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Debt Speculator

by Wet Dentist

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Herculean 04:11
Herculean The Dow lubricated pectoral cherry anesthesia 1 and 3/8s pile drive hackers released her breasts accumulate suicide bomber balding the SEC Hot Carl random searches 8% it’s a slam dunk CHECKSUM ERROR feel safe M.I.L.F. breakpoints talk to your doctor and see if 69 is right for you down 2 1/8 talk to you doctor and see if breakpoints is right for you DON’T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE DETAILS! the ACLU honey cold call like a worm cut by the plow 1 ¼ think of the children T bills intimate bull they’ll be dancing in the streets elimination period pussy skirt crude oil euro hut hike lighten up Francis valentine for the love of God, BUY (ulcer) for the love of God, BUY (breakpoints) debt speculator on the fly HERCULEAN ON THE WEEKEND THEN ELIJAH BY TWILIGHT the messiah that I know don’t get caught up in details the messiah that I know They were scamming old widows holy roller body builder ripping phone books in half they were scamming old holy roller body builders DON’T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE DETAILS!
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$Waltz$ 03:43
$Waltz$ Guess what I bought you cadaver implants you go on Monday give me that smile exfoliate this 1,2,3 joking not, aw not I don’t hallucinate no junk bonds that don’t work enough now, lighten up I am going to get some tonight Gimme gimme a second gotta check the JetStream They cooked the books last night that’s why Tom and Jenna had rain check I am going to get some tonight
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Audition for Oil Rig Porn It’s Vickie to say remit your next breath Your previous breath turned out to be bad Bonjour Macarena style Bust the silent festival Audition for oil-rig porn I’m sure that you want to impress my boss Sparkling piranhas bash on dark matter white piñatas
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Pyramid Crowbar Face first off a cliff . . . Pummeling the clouds . . . Jet exhaustion stamped on Goonie Bird acid Shot smog at the idiot cosmos Sure, blame it on the chemicals That could easily melt trash bags But it’s me The buzzword of the herd I’m not just one , I’m two I’m two of you, but more, more Malaysian laser beam Will find the stud (you’re toast) Down in the mud the most Gooey like gum stuck in a cement crack A fly without ground (yeah, I’m like that) I’ll run a marathon straight down your throat Before concertina wire chokes and pokes holes in you But it’s me Pay the penalty Feel how it’s like being bitten while dead (seeing) March and chant The future hiding behind this A merican alibi My pyramid scheme will never get arrested My pyramid scheme your codpiece collapses My pyramid scheme sharpens up the crowbars My pyramid scheme apostolic apostle of God Here’s the shovel, I bought it broken Now you know what’s behind curtain #1
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Bad Water For Walking This just in . . . the CEO and founder of Lazarus LTD was found dead today on the bank of the East River. A mysterious needle mark was detected, but initial reports from toxologists find them baffled by what they say are traces of a compound never before encountered. Joseph Lazarus had been in the news recently, if you remember, as he had angered Iranian officials for his decision to choose Malaysia, seemingly out of the blue, for the location of his much-hyped pharmaceutical complex, worth, to our knowledge, several billion dollars. Lazarus remained, up until his death, secretive about what he called “over 2 decades worth of research.” It’s still a bit too early to tell how Wall Street will react to this event, but either way, pharmaceutical speculators and the International Market, in general, will have their hands full up until the 4 o’clock bell and beyond . . . In other news, the reverse stock split announced today by NeuroAlgebra has investors barely interested, due partially to the Lazarus story, and possibly because this was a rather tame response to their just-posted quarterly earnings, “flat-lining” one shareholder remarked, as his shares went up an 1/8th after news of the reverse split went public. JetStream Corp struck a deal to acquire 6 Apache helicopters from the US Military in an effort to quell employer rebellions at their plant in Nigeria just days after the President granted them added jurisdiction over the surrounding villages for, as he said, “national security purposes.” Their shares have recovered slightly from this morning’s jolt and should climb steadily now that investors have learned that the government will subsidize any debts accrued by this massive purchase.
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Up an 8th 04:02
Up An 8th v1 This is freeze-dried nuclear spring End zone Roman sea monkey Ashram “hot damn” dzuh bling bling Installments rise up out of my flesh ch1 Make my steak rare I’m one, you’re two honey v2 Fire in the chapel pick up Lazarus LTD. Hair follicle apparel disguise some crimes that I committed Pay off/pay out smell the line There’s my tight abs and old wine I got shares in JetStream Corp. NeuroAlgebra Just shot up an eighth ch2 Stock in scumware Makes my steak rare I’m one, you’re two honey BRIDGE Up an eighth, up an eighth down three-and-three-eighths v3 You change the channel I bomb a camel Shattered ions of nostalgia Rather switch religions than die ch3 You look so great What is your name?
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Amass My Trails, Diddy you better check, yo, with my image consultant hula hoops and chickens plucked out of right eyes digital toasters act as props at the new school roadblock incremental heaven at the drop of a dime [encrypted] you better check with my image consultant dichotoscopic contact lenses catapult the oil advertise on the surface of the full moon “. . . the ‘P’ was getting between me and my fans . . .” Don’t play me you understand me? You will accept that feature in the policy Amass my trails, Diddy I like it when you purr and purr like a kitty on the MTV new clothes line, or a new Tupac or Biggie CD DVD Extraordinary, thanks a lot, I like how you do it for me ‘cause every dollar that you make, I make ten and you got nothing when you think of defense My decimal point is variable, malarial, it’s carry-on-able, Yo, too legit to quit I’ll write the rules for your audit Make your favorite Benjamin addicted to Dilaudid So don’t play me you understand me? You will accept that feature in the policy So go ahead, make your little statement I’m in my place rightfully complacent I’m on the top of your pyramid of bling So what’s it matter that you really can’t sing just amass my trails, Diddy
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The Debt Speculator Egg shells crack Hut 1,2 mach schnell I am my own percentage point Satan is foreign and paranoid CH: ∏ is nothing but chaos that is begging to be bought our love is so hot right now girl the fine print says so, you can hock your Camaro stick your thumb out backwards, girl CH: ∏ is nothing but chaos that is begging to be bought Britney with twins I’m thinking your dreams were wrong 19 skies backdated while I wrote you this song CH: I’ll bet Walmart sides with China when that day inevitably arrives

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released June 6, 2005

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Wet Dentist Bethlehem

Wet Dentist makes postwave postpunk electro-based music in Bethlehem, PA . ALL FREE downloads. Not for the faint of heart, nor flat souls & squares.

Wet Dentist is also a member of The Das Kaput (as J. Kaput & Jimmy Kaput), plus We Are In Envelopes, Das Mister, James Frank Jim Frank Jimmy Frank, Spokes (w/Deborah Denise AKA
Ivana Kaput, though we're listed as Xspokes here on bandcamp lol)
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