Absurd Precariat Precariat Ridiculous Precariat Silly Precariat Absurd Precariat Absurd Precariat Precariat Silly Precariat Precariat, silly Precariat Precariat, silly Precariat Precariat, ridiculous Precariat Precariat, absurd Precariat Precariat, absurd Precariat Precariat passing as the middle class under the wheels of the golden chariot; At some point or other, it's guaranteed, yeah, it's guaranteed Silly Precariat is confused with flying blind straight at retirement because there is nothing saved, nothing to save, yeah, it's all far from safe. Precariat shall be punished harshly now for decisions made 30 years ago. Precariat shall be punished harshly now for decisions made 30 years ago. Precariat shall be punished harshly now for stupid decisions 20 years ago. Precariat shall be punished harshly now for decisions made 30 years ago. No kids to claim responsibility when you become too old and unemployable. It's gonna happen, save for a health event that does you in, there's no denying it. Can I get a “amen?” Not a day goes by that you don't ponder upon it. It's the chip on your shoulder, the source of aloofness, the Sisyphean boulder – better have lotion on hand in Winter for the dryness the pushing stone dishes out. Hosanna Hosanna Hosanna

You Just Wait It never really rains in Pennsylvania anymore; it just monsoons. As a super-slow motion mudslide inches ever closer to our house, in sync with the effectiveness of my eardrums over time. Fifty-eleven Achilles tendons and arches, 10,000 “peak TV” episodes; by the time Season 2 rolls around, I'm like, who are these people? Bruh, why you layin all this on me now? Looks like you caught me at the wrong time. Hi, hello, how do you do? Welcome to the 6th Great Mass Extinction. Hi, hello, how do you do? Welcome to the 6th Great Mass Extinction. Bruh, why you layin all this on me now? I saw the walruses jumping off the cliffs, giving us the finger. “Fuck you, camera guy, you're one of them.” I see the Jet Stream just applied for disability, the psychiatric kind. You just wait til the ocean comes. Bruh, why you layin all this on me now? You just wait til the ocean comes. Bruh, why you layin all this on me now?